双性可以被叫Yoyo

From Li Hua to everyone who is going to have Gao Kao:
 
Hello there, I’m Li Hua. I’m the one who appears frequently in the English essay, and also the one makes you to be Li Hua. Due to my poor Engilsh, I bother you for every trifle during these three years.
 
Could you please write some letters to my friends Tom, Peter, David, Paul?
Could you please give some advices to the public institutions and my friends?
Could you please write a speech paper for my competitions, for my election in my student union, and a story for magazine?
Could you please…?
 
Please, do it a bit better. Please…
 
In the preceding time, you have mistake covering the whole essay. Tom and Peter nearly break my friendship with them because I’m lack of the etiquettes for writing. The English club refuses me for many times, because I even can’t spell the word ‘interesting’. In the speech competition, I got the last place, judges says there is no logic in my speech. And the last thing, I’m still single. Oh, this is not because of you!
 
However, you have grown up now. Your amount of vocabulary has enlarged from several hundreds to thousands and thousands. Your sentences structures are advanced even in front of foreigners. At last, I become the president of the student union and a volunteer of the Olympics. All these succeed is inasmuch as your writing. I become an outstanding young adult.
 
You are always behind my back. I became better, and you are the best not only on your English skills, but also from other different perspectives. You are mature than before.
 
Before, you hid your love in the heart. But now, you have the courage to speak it out loudly.
Before, you are a rebellious youth. But now, you are an imperturbable person.
Before, you are an ignorant person who crams in all the work at the last minute. But now, you are calling the shot.
 
You know from the motion of the celestial body to the genetic constitution of human being. You can never be better on academic study than this time. Your heart can never beat harder than this time.
 
Gao Kao is coming.
 
You may be nervous. Probably you have done every review, or probably you haven’t done any yet.
 
You may be perturbed, considering this as a crucial crossing, scared of taking the wrong way.
 
You might be hesitating about your life, you don’t know where to go, who you gonna be.
 
I have been asking for your help during three years (maybe six), now I have something to say. Don’t worry. The most fabulous sceneries of the exam are you. Nothing will block your way.
 
Your parent may not be in front of you for all the time. They are afraid to give you too much pressure. While, they are always by your side, no matter good or bad, they are proud of you, they will put all their efforts to give you a bright future.
 
Your teachers are the stand-by team at any time. Don’t worry. They will help you to fix all the small issues. They are always behind you. Whenever you turn back, you can see them standing there firmly.
 
Drivers will let you go first.
Vendors will let you get first.
Even the Square Dance Grandma will rest for a couple of days, start again after the test. They said,’ life is long. If you make it and come to my age, Gao Kao is a trifle even compare to square dance. You should all remember, it is just the prelude of your life.’
 
The painting on your school hallways will also help you. Confucius, Einstein, Newton, Marx, Sima Qian, Li Siguang, Mendeleev, Mendel, Galileo, Faraday and etc, when you past them, you can say ‘Hi’ with them,’ hey, bro. I’m taking it, we shall be together.’
 
At night, remember to prepare for the testing stationeries, a special pencil case, stationeries, ID card, admission ticket, water without labels, glasses and etc. Don’t worry if you forget your ID cards. Find the police and staffs. They will be more anxious than you and solve it immediately.
 
When you are in the test center, at the first couple of minutes, you may be nervous. But when you start to write, you will calm down. As doing all the papers, mocking test after mocking test, this one will be like your last mocking test. You just write it placidly. Every word on the paper will show your past time. Picture by picture, there come the future.
 
At that time, you may complain about me. Li Hua, the annoying boy, you ask for my help again and again, where are you at this important time?
 
Don’t worry, I’m here at 8th afternoon, at the last test of your high school.
 
You all know, I will be with you till the last second. But this time, it is my last time bothering you, and the farewell between us. Could you please hand in the perfect essay this time? This is the perfect answer for the test and your youth. Could you please make it perfect? Please…
 
Wish you wear a smile on your face when we say ‘goodbye’. You will have the confident smile when you put down your pen, smiling to say ‘goodbye’ to me and the time. You will walk out leisurely, looking forward to the brand new future. Promise me, never turn back.
 
Do you know that although I realize that you will be away from me sometime, I still hate goodbye.
 
Ok, I know there is no solution. We have to grow up. Later, I won’t bother you anymore. What’s more, you are not the bird in the cage anymore.
 
Sky is wide. Wish you can get to the place you wanted to. Wish you will have the life you wished for.
 
When you go to university, you will meet new friends and have a new life. In the future, as you are trying your best to reach the sky, your personal goal will be clear and strong. Don’t let the hurry block your eyes. But don’t ever forget that you had been in the cage for a long time, being friend with me. You do so just because you fight for your precious time in the future.
 
No matter where you go, this will always be the most golden time in your life. When you recall the memory years later, you will be moved by yourself.
 
Well, I can just be with you till now.
 
Yours,
Li Hua

其实这个是我心血来潮翻译的 看到有人说平常都拿李华写英文为什么这个不是 之前几年的应援都是学习画画今年来个不一样的，几乎是一气呵成我也不想改了 可能会有typo和语法问题，反正看得就是一个情怀不是吗

以下是中文版原文
作者：清欢

李华给高三的一封信
致马上就要高考的同学们：

你们好，我是李华。那个经常在英语作文中出现，让你“假如你是李华”的李华。我的英语不好，所以这三年来，一直用各种鸡毛蒜皮的事来麻烦你们。

麻烦你们帮我给我的外国朋友写信，汤姆、皮特、大卫、保罗。
麻烦你们帮我给公共政策提建议，给朋友支支招。
麻烦你们帮我写朗诵比赛的演讲稿、学生会主席的竞选词、给杂志社的投稿。
麻烦你们……

写好一点行不行……

以前你们写得漏洞百出，汤姆和皮特差点跟我绝交了，他们说我缺乏写信的基本礼节。英语俱乐部不肯收我，原因是我interesting都拼不对。朗诵比赛我得了最后一名，评委说我逻辑有问题。我现在也没交到女朋友，这个不怪你们。

不过现在你们已经成长很多了。你们的词汇量从几百扩大到了几千上万，你们的句式也高级得让外国友人佩服。后来，我拿着你们帮我写的信，成功地竞选了学生会主席，当上了奥运会志愿者，成了一名优秀的青年。

我的每一次成功背后，都有你们。我变得更厉害了，其实是你们变得更厉害了。

不只是你们的英语水平，你们的各个方面，都变得成熟了。以前你们默默喜欢一个人，如今你们有了说出口的勇气。以前你们很叛逆，逃课、跟父母顶嘴，如今你们变得沉静懂事。以前你们啥也不会，总是临时抱佛脚，如今你们成竹在胸，上知星球运行规律，下知人体基因的组成。你们的人生没有哪一刻，比这一刻更博学；你们的心脏没有哪一刻，比这一刻更强大。

马上就要高考了。
你们也许有一些紧张，好像已经复习得很好了，又好像什么都没有复习好。
你们也许有一些忐忑，觉得这是一个重要路口，你害怕在这里走错。
你们也许对人生有一些不确定，不知道自己到底要去什么样的地方，要成为什么样的人。

麻烦了你们三年，现在我有些话想告诉你们。不用担心，因为高考，最美丽的风景是你们。所有人都会为你们帮忙，所有事都会为你们让路。

你们的父母可能不会时刻守在你的面前，他们怕给你压力。但他们会一直在你们身边，不管考好考坏，都把你当做骄傲，都尽力给你一个快乐的人生。

你们的老师在随时待命。你们有任何小问题都不用慌，他们会第一时间帮你们解决。他们会一直站在你们的身后，只要你们回头，就能看见他们坚定的身影。

路上的司机，会让有考生的校车先过；卖煎饼的大爷，也会把煎饼果子让考生先拿。甚至跳广场舞的大妈都会让她们的舞队暂时休息几天，等你们考完再接着跳。她们说：人这一生太长了，活到这个岁数想起来，高考比起跳广场舞，都算是件小事。你们要记得，你们的人生才刚刚开始。

更厉害的是，学校走廊里的画像也会帮助你们。孔子、爱因斯坦、牛顿、马克思、司马迁、李四光、门捷列夫、孟德尔、伽利略、法拉第……到时候你们要是看到他们，就跟他们打个招呼，说，哥们儿，我就要考了，咱们可得心灵相通。

然后剩下的，就全看你们自己的了。

6号晚上，记得带好需要的东西。专用文具袋和文具、身份证、准考证、撕去商标的矿泉水、风油精和无包装的药品、毛巾、衣物、眼镜（伞不能进考场）；证件忘带不要着急，找警察和高考工作人员当场解决，他们比你们还着急，一定会第一时间替你们解决。

然后你们就要走进考场。刚开始几分钟你们可能会有点紧张，但是当你们开始写字以后，就会慢慢地平静下来。像是做了无数次卷子那样，一模，二模，三模，这不过是你们的最后一次模拟考试。你们稳稳地写题就好，每一个字写下的都是你们十几年来的时光，一帧帧过去，看未来，一步步来了。

这个过程中，你们可能会怨我。李华这个烦人精，平时老是让我帮他做这做那，关键时期跑哪去了？

别着急，我就在6月8号下午，你们中学生涯的最后一科等你们。

你们要知道，我会陪你们走到最后一刻。但是这次，是我最后一次麻烦你们了，也是我们最后的告别了。希望你们这一次，能给我一份最完美的答案，也给你们自己的青春，交上一份最完美的答卷，好不好？

希望我们告别以后，你们带着最自信的笑容合上笔盖，微笑着跟我和这些年的时光道一声再见。然后从容地走出考场，自信满满地去迎接新的人生，再也不回头，好不好？

你们知道吗，明明知道你们迟早要走，可是到了这一刻，我还是有些舍不得你们。

不过没有办法，我们都要长大。以后，我可能不会再去麻烦你们了，你们也不再是那个被困在一方天地的少年。

未来的天空很大，希望你们飞向自己最想去的地方，去过自己想过的生活。

去了大学以后，你们会遇见新的朋友，过上新的人生。在未来，你们急着冒出水面想要出人头地的过程中，也许会变得目标坚定未来清晰，也有可能太过急躁偶尔迷失自己。但是任何时刻，都希望你们不要忘记，你们曾经整个人沉在水底，用了漫长的岁月和我做朋友，只为了给自己搏一个未来的那些时光。

无论你们走到哪里，那都会是你们这一辈子，最宝贵的时光。那是时隔多年想起来，你们都会被自己感动的时光。

而我，就只能陪你们走到这里啦。

Yours Sincerely
LiHua
你的，李华

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